New Zealand

Intellectual Suicide
I am baptised

United Kingdom


American Pie
by Ian

Bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Took my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry.
And the good old boys drinking rum and coke
Singing this will be the day that I croak,
This will be the day that I croak.

I didn't write the original version of this, of course. Don McLean did. However, I am responsible for the abysmal parody above.

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